Even though I am completely aware that it could never happen– I often think of what I would do if a zombie event were to occur in my lifetime. I have a great plan but of course , being weak, unarmed and seriously unfit would probably spell doom for my family and I. Maybe I should buy guns…
Micheal Moore and the NRA should do a telethon to raise money for people killed by guns that misfires. In these cases, guns do, in fact, kill people.
I’m sick of people complaining about there being a “homeless problem”. It’s not a “homeless” problem. It’s a “homeless people” problem, and we need to figure out a way to have these swept out of our gutters and off of our streets and into safe, secure prisons that can profit from their incarceration and torture.
Beloved Homeless Characters:
- The Littlest Hobo
- Nigger Jim
- Randy Quiad
For profit prisons is the worst idea that anyone has ever endorsed as a politician. Prisons should be zero profit, they should have inmates manufacture products everyone needs, or provide we could have them put on plays in city parks while wearing a ball and chain to impede escape.