Tag Archives: Michael Moore

Real Ugly Time

 

nightofthelivingdeadpundits

I know the ideas are what is important, and I love Real Time, but can’t they find anyone moderately attractive besides SE Cupp to be on the show? I don’t need Megan Fox, but surely we could bring up the sexy-factor a few notches. This looks like Night of the Living Dead Pundits. Oh, and Galifianakis is the most overrated comedian ever, I have no idea why anyone would want his opinion on anything other than how to look homeless.

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Shadows of Light

Even though I am completely aware that it could neverĀ happen– I often think of what I would do if a zombie event were to occur in my lifetime. I have a great plan but of course , being weak, unarmed and seriously unfit would probably spell doom for my family and I. Maybe I should buy guns…

Micheal Moore and the NRA should do a telethon to raise money for people killed by guns that misfires. In these cases, guns do, in fact, kill people.

I’m sick of people complaining about there being a “homeless problem”. It’s not a “homeless” problem. It’s a “homeless people” problem, and we need to figure out a way to have these swept out of our gutters and off of our streets and into safe, secure prisons that can profit from their incarceration and torture.

Beloved Homeless Characters:

  • The Littlest Hobo
  • Nigger Jim
  • Oliver
  • Randy Quiad

For profit prisons is the worst idea that anyone has ever endorsed as a politician. Prisons should be zero profit, they should have inmates manufacture products everyone needs, or provide we could have them put on plays in city parks while wearing a ball and chain to impede escape.

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